~*~Do You Haiku~*~

[Më£ïñÐa]

Now! That was twisted!!

[Më£ïñÐa]

Rant in E-Minor
no Britt could be finer than
Rant in-Minor
NO!! WAIT!!
this total arse wit?
aaaaauh!
this proper tyrent?
this humorous rogue?
this teacher with class?

OK! the first one..86 the rest!!
------------> humorous

[Rant In (E) Minor]

The shallows
the deeps
the blues and
the greens
the seaweed
and the submarines
the nautical
the net
the yards of yachts
and lots and lots
and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots
of wet.

[*Leo the Lioness*]

*applauds*

*waves and runs out*

[*Leo the Lioness*]

there once was a man from nantucket
who kept ice cubes cold in a bucket

he was looking for fun
so he took out a big one

and proceeded to sit there and suck it

*bows and runs off again*

[Më£ïñÐa]

In mah kilt when the wind's blawing chilly
Ah've noticed the lassies act silly.
By hook or by crook
They'll tak a wee look

To see if Ah've covered my willy.

[Më£ïñÐa]

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said ?Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!?


There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

[Më£ïñÐa]

"I see her fine form from the rear,
So I ogle her shape with a leer.
Then I view on close sight
This well-dressed . . . transvestite!
I have leered at a queer. Oh, oh dear!"


There once was a girl named Tristan
Whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in
She said "I don't think,"
As she spit out her drink,
"On the menu that this one was listed."

[Më£ïñÐa]

..............

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who ate all his SPAM from a bucket.
His tummy was round,
And his neck it was bound,
'Til the pressure built up and he chucked it!


Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

[Rant In (E) Minor]

There was an old fellow from Cosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em.
His wife said, 'Oh, Jack!
If you don't put them back,
I will jump on the darn things and squash 'em."